80-word dialogue

Child: Mommy, are there monsters under my bed?

Mom: There are no monsters in this house, sweetie.

Child: Are you sure? What if they are just hiding from you and only want to eat me?”

Mom: Monsters don’t eat children. You’re safe!

Child: How do you know that?

Mom: Monsters only like to feast on the biggest, fattest and juiciest meals!

Child: Oh……. Mommy, I don’t want you to die!

Mom: I won’t! Wait a second… Did you just call me…

Child: Aunt Tina always says you are fat!

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