Child: Mommy, are there monsters under my bed?
Mom: There are no monsters in this house, sweetie.
Child: Are you sure? What if they are just hiding from you and only want to eat me?”
Mom: Monsters don’t eat children. You’re safe!
Child: How do you know that?
Mom: Monsters only like to feast on the biggest, fattest and juiciest meals!
Child: Oh……. Mommy, I don’t want you to die!
Mom: I won’t! Wait a second… Did you just call me…
Child: Aunt Tina always says you are fat!